‘Dear Professor Žižek

I write to you from the studio in which I reside. God only knows how long I’ve been here, and all this time with the object, I never made, looking back at me.’

Now in a new edition, with a newly designed cover, Katrina Palmer’s first ‘novel’ is set within a notional art school in which the Rector’s paranoid conceptual ideology has prohibited the making of objects, yet one student remains.